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Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
by John William Matson July 16, 2008
mugGet the Running the credit card and getting the receiptmug.

oral receipts

When you don't actual receipts but you got intel via oral receipts.
BESTIE: I KNOW HE CHEATED ON ME, I HAVE ORAL RECEIPTS FROM BECKY.
ME: I believe you. It's time to break up with him..
by dxniel.xngel February 7, 2019
mugGet the oral receiptsmug.

receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah
by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017
mugGet the receipt policemug.

greasy-receipt

To greasy receipt someone is to get a free meal or a drink by hitting on the cashier in an uncomfortable or awkward way. Usually results in free items.
Yo, Jack just greasy-receipted that fatty! Now he’s got $15 to spare.
by CaptainTAT August 31, 2019
mugGet the greasy-receiptmug.

receipt pal

a narcissistic app which gaslighted its users into stealing their data.

changing their guidelines once they had X amount of users to steal their information & rig the app.

🫦 capitalistic tendencies 👄
receipt pals CEO is buggin by preying on low income citizens
by polygram420 November 13, 2022
mugGet the receipt palmug.

ass stamp receipt

Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.

Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .
Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol
by Mdussa January 3, 2024
mugGet the ass stamp receiptmug.

forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.
"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."
by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022
mugGet the forgot the receiptmug.

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