kevin hobby

An unconventional and novel creative exploration which attempts to fuse science, art, music, religion and technology.

The brainchild of an intelligent odd-ball creative tinkerer/inventor type individual which tends to dabble in many seemingly unrelated realms, normally with a goal of combining said realms.
The scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician and writer Leonardo da Vinci, had many a kevin hobby.
by uytrewq October 28, 2008
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Hobby Lobby

An arts & crafts chain that employs its own fleet of truck drivers to smuggle religious artifacts while butt fucking the driver at the same time
I got sent to the rail yard today and pulled a Hobby Lobby
by wolfman87 July 28, 2017
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Hobby Nazi

Hobby Nazi

A person who has no hobbies but to do nothing with their spare time souly to sabatage other peoples activities and/or fun, many times using reverse psychology to bring him,her, or them, down to the instigator's (hobby nazi's) level of wasting spare time purposly to " bore and screw them out of the other persons usual spare-time activities"

If other people can go about participating in their hobbys in which the hobby nazi cannot do, he/she will try to bring you down with them, into doing nothing.
"Yo Kevin is a hobby nazi!"
"DON'T DO IT, hes a hobby nazi!"
by $Won$ February 16, 2006
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Hobby Lobbyist

A person who calls themselves pro-life, but is really only concerned with life from conception to birth, ignoring said child after it leaves the womb. True pro-life individuals are equally concerned with feeding, clothing, housing, educating and raising the child until it reaches maturity.

Also known as using the power of a corporation to spread your own religious beliefs.
I am tired of listening to you drone on and on about how pro-life you are. Didn't you vote for cuts in education, social services, WIC and comprehesive/inclusive healthcare for women? You've turned into such a negative, Hobby Lobbyist - all you care about is the fetus!
by parkslopeboy@hotmail.com July 08, 2014
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Joey Hobby

Nickname for Joe Biden commonly used by both communists and socialists to express disdain for his inability to make a firm decision.
Oh that dang Joey Hobby being all wishy washy again with his “support” of roe v wade.

Joey Hobby didn’t support da gay marriage only till it got Obama re-elected!

Joey Hobby is the reason why we have studeee loan debt!!
by THEGstring May 19, 2022
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a girl's hobby

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure
girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

that's a girl's hobby
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Hobby Craft

The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse
We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.

I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft
by The British Fox 🦊 June 24, 2022
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