banner ads

Stupid annoying bastards that flash and glow vapidly in the furthest outreach of most websites, frequenting porno sites the most; these will try and get you to buy something stoopid and pointless or join a stoopid and pointless club in order to buy something stoopid and pointless.

Those disco lookin' banner ads are REALLY getting on my nerves. I think I'll throw my monitor out the window now.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

carry the banner

1)Taking a long walk on the streets...
2)An album (originally an EP) by 'Pinhead Gunpowder' - Billie Joe Armstrong's (lead guitarist and singer from Green Day) side band.

I'm going to carry the banner for a while

by LydiaR December 18, 2006

Banner off

To go away. To be told to make yourself absent, or disappear from view.

"Daaaaaad, can I have 20p for the icecream maaaan?"
"No you can't, banner off, I'm watching Bullseye on the telly"

by MrG0d January 8, 2009

banner ads

Images on the internet in the shape of a long rectangle, they are advertisements than link to other websites.

Punch the Monkey Ads.

by Chad July 8, 2003

Banner Cut

A haircut that looks uncannily like Bruce Banner's hair.

Hey dude, did you see Bill's Banner Cut

by golin November 16, 2016

banner scanner

A person who reads the text banner, without opening up the chat, in order to preview what was typed and not have to leave somebody on "read".

I sent a text to that girl, but it's out undelivered. I think she is a banner scanner, and doesn't want to let me know that she has read my text.

by boogiek March 22, 2023

neck banner

Colorful scarf worn by men who won't admit to wearing a scarf.

The soccer fan wore proudly his neck banner in support of his team.

by bloodbooger June 20, 2014