Taiwanese Butt Fuck

When someone sticks their asian eye under someone's anus and the other person has liquid diarrhea. the he puts his dick over her eye to get the shit on his cock and then proceeds to butt fuck her.

"So he told me about a Taiwanese Butt Fuck, and when I fell asleep he proceeded to perform that action."

by Kyle Dennis October 19, 2008

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009

taiwanese tribal dance

The act of getting wrist deep or more in a person then proceding to pick the person up and fist pump and jump around and chant

Ya broski I taiwanese tribal danced with her all night

by S- MONEY GUCCI January 24, 2011

taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass

Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster

by BigmeatPete May 28, 2016

Taiwanese Lobster

When eating a lobster then out of no where a Taiwanese child pokes it's head out of the lobnster then you proceed to nut on their face. This is only done in your mum aha x

Yo bro i totally just bit the head of a kid off, fucking Taiwanese Lobster

by MackerelMan252 October 7, 2018

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019

Taiwanese Ping Pong

The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle

“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”

by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021