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Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
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Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"
by Esteban20 December 25, 2007
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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.
(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."
by DennyJr January 19, 2007
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Chiblexican't

A person of Chinese, Black, and Mexican background who is also a lazy sack of shit.
Boy, are you a Chiblexican, or a Chiblexican't?
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chick't

When a group of guys are playing a sport such as pool or darts and one of the guys screws up his shot and then accepts a chance to have a do-over.

Being chick't is not something that you want to have happen to you as the other group of guys will never let you forget it and will tell everyone they see that you have been chick't.
Billy was playing pool and missed a very easy shot. Mark offered to let Billy shoot again. When Billy accepted the do-over and took the shot he then had been chick't.
At this point Billy's man ranking has taken a hard shot and he must turn in his dude card until he is able to chick, ( the root word of course), someone else.
by mover828 January 20, 2013
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Ver tus et'chier par ru je't

a battle cry used to summon midgets to a battle... it might backfire....Good Luck :
No examples needed we don't need another tragedy...so dont cry out -Ver tus et'chier par ru je't- for this is a warning...
by a victim.... July 22, 2009
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Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

by DizzyLizzy January 23, 2007
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No Child Don't Tell

A policy built on a foundation of lies and used by taxpayers to game the system while filling out their IRS income tax returns. The goal is to obtain a deduction (pay less money) by claiming at least 1 dependent who does not exist.

Note: This policy is often employed on accident by young/inexperienced taxpayers who don't know what the hell they're doing. In such cases, the process is often overseen by an employer who also doesn't know what the hell they're doing and therefore doesn't have the foresight or the balls to intercede in the employee's mistake which is happening right in front of their stupid fucking face!
Boss: "Here you are, Lad. Just fill this out and then you'll be my employee."

Applicant: (Oh, man! I don't know what to do here. I've never done this before.) "H...Hey, Boss. Wha...What should I put for the number of dependents?"

Boss: (God dammit, Tom! Leave the room! Remember, always leave the room immediately!) "Duhhh..bwa..bwa-bwa-bwaaaa...Duhh...I gotta get some coffee! Ya like beer I'll get you some beer!"

Applicant: "But, I don't know what..."

Boss: "No time, gotta go!"

<<Boss leaves room. With no one to help him fill out his tax form, the Applicant is about to unknowingly engage in his first use of No Child Don't Tell.>>
by Lepidopteran July 6, 2010
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