Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
by CaffeineLizard July 22, 2013
Get the Stress poop mug.The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
by dbp0011 November 19, 2016
Get the PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) mug.A girl who is typically Indian but has her white side. A Shrestha is really pretty but don’t let her fool you she has brains too. She is also very crazy and may make you have several headaches but it’s all worth it in the end. She can also have her dumb moments and she’s kinda slow so just give her sometime.
by Some random girl 100 May 11, 2018
Get the Shrestha mug.1. Yo, G, I'm scressed about passing that test.
2. I'm all scressed out from trying find the chips to pay my bills, yo.
3. I don't let the ho's scress me out.
2. I'm all scressed out from trying find the chips to pay my bills, yo.
3. I don't let the ho's scress me out.
by FoRealDawg June 7, 2007
Get the scress mug.n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.
Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.
I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.
Next in line for an oral presentation.
Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.
Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.
Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
Next in line for an oral presentation.
Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.
Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.
Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.
by ScoBoJuBi January 13, 2008
Get the stress boner mug.Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.
"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.
'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"
- The Washington Post
'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"
- The Washington Post
by buttfreckle December 1, 2010
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