syphilis

an STD whose origin is traced back to the vaginal tract of llamas

When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.

by NikiAna May 28, 2008

syphilis infected cum bubble

what you call a chick when she has slept with your entire town; slut.

"Leave your crabs at the beach you syphilis infected cum bubble!"

by LaFawnda February 13, 2005

Defiant Syphilus

A case of the Syphilus that, upon treatment, will pretend to go away, but then returns the next day.

"Damn man, my mouths still full of sore, but I got treated for that syphilus!"

"you've got yourself a case of the defiant Syphilus"

by G-Love n' the special sauce December 13, 2005

snyphilis

An extremely congestive upper respiratory malady contracted from a filthy fake mamaried foreign female at the local inner city gentleman's club. Can sometimes lead to a more serious condition and this is how it got the nickname of being a gateway disease. WebMD suggests contacting your physician immediately. Beware of warts.

I payed $20 bucks for Ivanka to sit on my lap in a thong and I woke up the next day with a runny nose and an oozing inflamed blister on my upper lip.
Damn, I need to stop going to those gentleman's bars.

by Dr. Drip November 26, 2003

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

Syphilicious

Because Syphilis should have an adjective hybrid word describng taste.

Wiley: Yo, man. That hoe was TIGHT!

Bobby: Yeah, but her vag was syphilicious.

by KeriFTW December 12, 2006

syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006