"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?
"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"
"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"
"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"
"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"
by Shower Fart September 10, 2008
One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.
Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.
by Singarama88 March 9, 2010
by midget d April 15, 2015
A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.
Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
by fearandloathinginnh April 25, 2008
When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.
by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023
by notryhards33 February 8, 2021
A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018