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Hazleton Switcheroo

Using cheaper and more abundant illegal immigrant toddlers, in place of gerbils, to gerbil slam. Very popular with Hazleton's gay community.
THE FIRST HAZLETON SWITCHEROO
HAZLETON, PA CIRCA 1993

Jack Palance: Oh sweet Jesus that gerbil, sure is feisty. What breed is it?

Silly Sammy: It's a Dominican short hair. The Bishop is getting them shipped to Hazleton, PA by the hundreds.

Jack Palance: Damn, I cummed already. Pull that fucker out before he suffocates. He's a keeper.

Silly Sammy: I was thinking of going into the local television news business, want to produce it?

Jack Palance: Uhhh... got to go. I'm shooting City Slickers 2. B-bye!
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011
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switcherwoooo

To quit DJing on Turntable.fm and then to promptly join the empty spot at the end of the booth.

Also known as "Pulling a Vuther".

If you are at any spot other than the far left spot, you will skip in line ahead of everyone to your left.
Keeper of the Peace: Pullin that switcherwoooo haha
DJ Wooooo: switcherwoo!
by Cmndo July 24, 2011
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the good ole switcharoo

When a man switchs the position of his wang and jewels
he pulled the good ole switcharoo on me!! now im blinded
by Jimtrie Aquarious April 3, 2008
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the switcharoo

when a male's dick size is impident and cannot pleasure the vaginal entrance. the male will pelvic thrust and quickly replace his penis with a larger penis shaped object; still giving the same effect.
ryon's dick was useless to the female sex so he commonly uses the switcharoo to pleasure his partner
by tbizle July 31, 2008
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the old switcheroo

When you're slammin it in a girl and then whip your dick out, stick it in her ass as fast as humanly possible, and keep going at the same speed as if nothing changed..
Yeah I was bangin Sarah so hard last night. I gave her the old switcheroo, and now she doesn't talk to me anymore.
by Poopy the Shoemister January 3, 2016
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Royal Switcheroo

When a small penised man is about to get lucky with a chick in the dark, he pulls out the 11 inch dildo and acts like its his penis inserting it into the vagina. complements of Rusty Royal.
"Dude my 3 incher wasn't enough so i pulled the Royal Switcheroo on that ho."
by Hobulator69 January 15, 2006
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montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.
Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'
by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018
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