Cock Swinging

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.

EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.

by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

Swinging For The Same Team

A person who is attracted to the same sex. Also known as gay.

I heard that Barney is swinging for the same team

by KimJungNumberUn September 28, 2014

Jaw Swinging

When you're shelving some pingas at the club and you start munching your gums.

Cunt 1 - "Oi, you see that cunt over there? He's munchin' gums"
Cunt 2 -"Yeah he's Jaw Swinging isn't he aye"

by Gutsyou November 19, 2019

Chandelier Swinging

To swing from the chandeliers is a VERY common expression that means to have a wild party.

Sia: She's chandelier swinging and lives like tomorrow doesn't exist.

by IGGYlovesyou August 13, 2014

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.

Twas a swaddling porn.

by ThGy007 September 13, 2011

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006