Swearing child

Well, it’s just tommyinnit.

“Tommyinnit is a swearing child”

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021

Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

Sweating like a rapist

Israeli ex-Mossad agent Colonel Erran Morad, has claimed that the phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science and that their seismic waves can be detected using a specialized handheld detector.

"The phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science..."

by coolaide July 31, 2018

stealing bases

When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.

by littlegirlll September 27, 2014

sweaving

The art of swerving and weaving simutaneously, usually while intoxicated.

I got pulled over for sweaving and got arrested for DUI.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

sweating bullets

Nervousness with a touch of dread.

I started sweating bullets when my wife found my porno collection.

by Juggy1337 September 6, 2006

swearing

The process in which an individual becomes fluent in a tabooed part of the English language (around middle school) to such an extent that they are able to fabricate prose of such animosity that it would make your Language Arts teachers tits fall off.

6th Grade: Go to hell son.
(manifestation of swearing occurs)
High School: Shut the fuck up you kinky, funky ass bitch you are a fucking fuck i'll fuck the shit out yo nigga nigga please i best fuck yo coon ass spic ass sandy nigga ass while i give you a fuckin screaming seagle

by WillDaBeast:) November 16, 2011