Swamp ass

When your ass becomes so sweaty that a puddle forms in your pants and your ass becomes a swamp

I've got a serious case of swamp ass from sitting in that chair for too long

by King Swampy January 18, 2018

Swamp ass

When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy

You may experience swamp ass after sitting down for an extensive period of time

by Master Baterr April 19, 2010

Swamp Ass Meter

A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.

The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.

Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"

Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."

Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"

by pronomore July 30, 2009

murder in the swamp ass

an offshoot of swamp ass, murder in the swamp ass is when a girl is on her period and is also sweating buckets from summer heat

Sheila was quite agitated walking 32 NYC blocks with murder in the swamp ass.

by marilefay August 18, 2010

swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 8, 2003

Swamp Ass

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.

Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.

by Natemontz September 29, 2009

Swamp ass

It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro

They smell like swamp ass

I feel like I have swamp ass

by chichimon March 13, 2019