Pink Sumo

When two woman share the same toilet at the same time in a face to face semi-squat in a crowded club bathroom. With hands on opposing shoulders, an intense glare occurs in a battle for a speedy piss in an other wise crowded women's toilet..

Laura said the bathroom was busy but luckly she was able to pink sumo another woman to save time.

by GreenFields March 17, 2011

Sumo wrestler

A person who is weaponized thicc-ness

The sumo wrestler killed that guy with his thicc-ness

by AlexDeGreat42 December 12, 2017

Sumo Sunrise

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”

Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 6, 2021

sumo wrestling

when two obese people attempt to fornicate, but are too fat to do so.

"dude, i saw my step mom and dad sumo wrestling last night. it was nasty!'

by puunkinpiee January 19, 2016

Da Sumo

An Obese Woman whose stomach is so big, that it sticks out further than her breasts giving the illusion of a Sumo Wrestler.

Don't get me wrong, I love big girls. But she got Da Sumo and it feels like I'm with a dude!

by TagisJag August 1, 2011

sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

by Bored teens June 21, 2010

sumo thong

does not protect against Duck Butter

my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong

by ToneDick January 15, 2006