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THE GAYEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET. He has NO DAD NO INCHES NO BITCHES NO PAST NO PRESENT NO FUTURE. HIS MOM'S ASS HAS BEEN SO WIDENED BY SO MANY BLACK MEN IT IS WIDER THAN THE AMOUNT OF SUBREDDITS AVAILABLE. AND WORST OF ALL HE'S FOUR FUCKING FEET TALL.
Man imagine being sultan 💀
Sultan by jiggls_the_cat June 19, 2023
A person that loves lying for no reason
Person 1: My dad has 5 bullet proof cars
Person 2: Bro you can sultan too much
sultan by Blue rim November 29, 2023
sultan : if a guy ever tries to square up on him, you're DEAD MEAT !! i mean did u see his biceps?! he's also the handsomest man ever, & the sweetest too <3
Random chick : Damn look at Sultan stepping out of his New mercedes cls 55 amg, wait who's that behind him?!

Random chick #2 : That's Sultan's princess, & i'm so jealous of her
Sultan by hisbiggestfangirl March 21, 2024
The definition of perfect. Any guy who tries to square up on him has got to be so dumb I mean have u seen his biceps?! Sultan's caring, sweet & so so loveable <3
Random chick : Damn, look at Sultan stepping out of his jet black G class Mercedes. Wait who's that behind him?

Other chick : that's his princess. Im so jealous of her.
Sultan by hisbiggestfangirll April 6, 2024
Sultan : The handsomest man to exist. Any guy who tries to square up on him has got to be stupid I mean have u seen his biceps?! Sweet, caring, loving & a beast when u need him to be hehe.
Random chick : oh my god look at Sultan stepping out of his g class Mercedes, wait who's that behind him?

Other chick : that's amira, I'm so jealous of her fr
Sultan by hisbiggestfangirll April 9, 2024
The few people who can afford one particular highly desirable (but expensive / difficult to obtain) item
Look at these sultans who can afford new PlayStations, even the latest PS5 is still "cheap" enough for them.
sultan by Emotional Cruiser April 22, 2026