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2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.
So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.
by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020
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Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around
We will learn squid stroke today.
by ze original squids November 24, 2019
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pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 31, 2011
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Straight For The Stroke

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.
Lisa ain't a bad bitch but she's straight for the stroke!
by BigBen9519 January 25, 2017
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marriage strike

The term "marriage strike" refers to young men in Western countries deciding to not get married, due to high divorce rates (50% in the U.S., and as high as 75% in California, which is not included in the U.S. average). A perception that marriage is a financial disaster for men, especially during divorce settlements, is generally believed to be driving the marriage strike phenomenon.
She keeps nagging him about getting married, but he's on a marriage strike.
by Kai Thorsten June 27, 2008
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Chain Stroker

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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strike anywhere

A hardcore/punk band hailing from rva. The band has become increasingly popular, being featured on fuse and appearing on the 2005 vans warped tour.
Strike Anywhere is playing at alley katz, go check them out!
by subarashi chinchin mono August 24, 2005
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