Funk Stache

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.

by Bookbagman December 5, 2017

Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

by Lootmon November 23, 2019

porn stache

having a moustache that resembles Ron Jeremy's, world known porn star.

Heheh, that dude got a fucking porn stache.

by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003

stochy

looking high end, dressed with confidence, poised

She walked out of the dressing room looking stochy.

by jonstoch November 26, 2017

stocked

derived from the slang term "stoked" meaning: excited, overly happy about, or anxious

Billy was stocked that his favorite band was playing in town tonight.

by B.R.V. April 29, 2008

Stache-ist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.

by tankbeh January 14, 2011

stache-ism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.

Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.

by tankbeh January 12, 2011