Stephanie Meyer

An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.

Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.

(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is

(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week

by TwilightisAnnoying February 20, 2009

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Stephania

A very outgoing yet reserved person. Is an amazing friend who always seems to know what to say. Has a huge heart. Very childlike, but can mature in an instant if the need arises. Very pretty and doesn't accept compliments well. Although she may look sweet, which she is, she also has an aggressive side which can be extremely terrifying. But, your damn lucky if you become friends with her. Also a huge dork.

Guy 1:"wow, what an awesome girl! Her name must be Stephania!"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"

by disfoo' November 24, 2010

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Stefán Karl Stefánsson

God

"this is so sad, Alexa play We are number one by Stefán Karl Stefánsson "

by big weiss boi August 27, 2018

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Stefan Olsdal

One of the three Gods of Placeboism
Known for his great hips and awsome Gay Dance

Dear Stefan, please help me ask that boy i like out and make him say yes to me and i will light a candle and do a gay dance for you

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

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Stefan Abingdon

Stefan is most well known for being in the band The Midnight Beast, with Ashley Horne and Dru Wakely. Having Youtube hits such as "Tik Tok", "Lez-be-friends" and "Ninjas" to name a few, but they are not "Just another Boyband"*. He has the most amazing hair in the world, and if a girl doesn't like him, "she must be a Lesbian"*. He is "quite well hung"* and uses this as one of his many chat up lines, but he's not just a "Booty Call"*. He's also in the band The Chapters and has been in The Clik Clik, Perfect People and many, many more. His voice is SEX and he is GORGEOUS as well as being super nice. He is known to wear clothes that have never been made and listen to bands that haven't recorded any music yet. He also creates awesome dance routines.
(quotes from - "Boyband", "Lez-be-friends", "Booty Call" and "Tic Tok")

Girl 1 - "OMG have you met Stefan Abingdon?"

Girl 2 - "Yeah i did at his gig last week, he's amazing isn't he?"

Girl 1 - "I hate you..."

by ooxlauurrrenxoo October 15, 2010

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Stephan Jenkins

To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."

"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower

And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "

Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean

by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010

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