Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

by Baxative November 15, 2009

starvin marvin

To be hungry beyond the nth degree.

Popularised by the character in South Park of the same name.

Tony: Bill, do you fancy a bite?
Bill: Bloody oath Tony! I'm absolutely starvin marvin! I'm almost ready to eat my elbow.

by Anth June 9, 2004

desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

by MJBarton May 21, 2016

starving student

A college student with limited pocket money, who makes do either by loan gratuity and/or a low paying part-time job. While the term "starving" may be an exaggeration, the "starving student" diet (often consisting of Ramen or other cheap packaged foods) is not.

Guy wanted to buy an engagement ring for his girlfriend
but couldn't; they were both starving students.

by ChoWares January 3, 2007

Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked

"Damn that bitch was cock STARVING!"

by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018

we're so starving

the first song on Panic At The Disco's new album, Pretty. Odd., and was one of the first songs released to the public via myspace.

this is another random title to one of panic's songs, it never says 'we're so starving'

oh, how its been so long - we're so sorry we've been gone
we were busy writing songs for you

by cool_beans June 14, 2008