A dick that falls in between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. You can ride it every night, you just have to pack the lube.
She told Michael he was bigger than boyfriend dick, but not quite vacation dick—she could ride him nightly if there was lube provided, a nice Staycation dick.
by LeighCalli August 6, 2020
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That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!
by Paper monster March 29, 2021
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Bambi was suffering major stagnation when he was all "rarin' to go" but had "no place to stick it"; when Faline found out about it, she pranced over to make a "doenation", thus "relieving the pressure" and making Bambi feel frisky and lively again.
by QuacksO December 6, 2021
Get the stagnation mug.Staying at home during your vacation instead of traveling to a pleasure destination. This can be caused by high gas prices, or just a shortage of money.
We wanted to take the kids to Niagara Falls, but with gas over $4 a gallon, we instead opted for a staycation.
by Thehuckster August 19, 2008
Get the Staycation mug.A meme that expresses dismay or mockery of buzzwords and other portmanteaus, often created by the media or marketers, that make people groan. Staycation, being one of the most successful buzzwords, has become the poster child for all buzzwords.
P1: Hey Bob, check out my new Quadroid handset.
P2: *groan* I need a staycation.
P1: DAMN IT YOU FREAKS!!! STOP WITH THE ASS-GRABBING BUZZ-WORDING OVER-HYPING BASTARDIZING-JARGON BASED MARKETING BS!
P2: Uh oh, looks like someone needs a staycation!
P2: *groan* I need a staycation.
P1: DAMN IT YOU FREAKS!!! STOP WITH THE ASS-GRABBING BUZZ-WORDING OVER-HYPING BASTARDIZING-JARGON BASED MARKETING BS!
P2: Uh oh, looks like someone needs a staycation!
by sarysa December 4, 2010
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"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"
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