double standards

When a certain gender can do something, but the other can't.

In The Odssey, double standards is when men are allowed to have affairs but women aren't..

by Hikaru Sohma December 20, 2007

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I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

by Alayna June 29, 2004

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I just have really high standards

An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date

It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.

by ukealii50 June 27, 2004

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Standardized Test Fright

Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.

To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.

by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018

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standardtristan

The most hottest, funniest , standard , and best youtuber in the world! Often gets comments on how perfect his teeth are, and likes to make fun of hipsters and triangles! He is also impossible not to love!

fan- OMG standardtristan ! your teeth are amazing!

standardtristan- thanks

by totsmaggots March 23, 2010

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Stories Not Standards

The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)

Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!

by MissParty June 20, 2011

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