Squirt

A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation
Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

“Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”
by TherealcaptnJAC July 13, 2020
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squirt is what a guy's dick does when he has a cumgasm.
I usually squirt eleven times when I cum!
by eda-skip November 15, 2022
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Squirting

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.
Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.
by Gz-TeRRoR January 05, 2008
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to be bad, unacceptable, boring, or generally shitty. Synonym: suck
"This event squirts dude."
"Yeah I'm about ready to blow ass"
by notbad.jpg August 13, 2011
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The action of the shit that comes out of a girl's pussy after you fuck her hard
DAMN! You squirted all over my Golf wang shirt!
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Squirting

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.
Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.
by BadBoyAl March 02, 2010
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when a GREAT tasting love juice is produced and squirts out of her pussy and surrounds her vagina mud flaps with a wet slippery SAUCE. when she has an orgasm and she makes the females drink it and stick it in their mouths and the other one licks around in the newly explored VAGINA!!
my girl got all up in my mouth and she made me slurp up her little squirting session but i loved it
by whorey woman December 27, 2007
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