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Prairie Squid

A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.

Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.
At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.
by Taum September 4, 2017
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milk squid

The result of leaving dollar store milk in the sun for 72 hours, thus creating the tiny birth of a milk squid.
"Oh man, remember last summer at the ice cream social? "

"Yeah, we left that 128 oz out in the sun too long and now we have our tiny pal, Earl."

"Mmmmmhmmm, but Earl is the best damn milk squid that we ever did see. "
by Bo0Bo0KittyFuck January 7, 2018
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squid pro quo

A thriving barter system in very isolated communities, involving the exchange of mollusks for other goods.
That exchange was totally squid pro quo, I gave him some squid and he gave me some tentacle videos.
by Kuroko September 19, 2003
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lil' squid

A person, not always but usually online, who lies about who they really are to seem cooler and gain more friends.
"Hey, do you remember that kid Nick?" "What about him?" "Turns out he was a lil' squid."
by ImNotFromJANFU May 20, 2016
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squicky

A combination of the words 'squeamish' and 'icky' a situation or state of general grossness.
ie. 'Ewwww! I feel well squicky now!'
by Retro Palace February 6, 2009
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damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.
Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!
by Will February 7, 2004
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Squid game guards

who look like among us beings and have a ps4 triangle icon
and they have a secret they have a point to the mask
dont tell them what the point of the mask is but i know it,

Only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed. so consider subbing.
Friend: yo whats the point of squid game guards wearing masks lmao
Me: oh because only a small percentage of people who watch squid game are actually subscribed.
Friend: isnt that the shit that dream says?
by Lolorator360 November 13, 2021
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