squeef

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.

My dick farted. It's a squeef.

by Squeef Monster November 6, 2004

squeef

to squelch a queef

Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.

by janice December 13, 2003

squeef

when you queef so hard, you shit yourself.

"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."

by t'rex. April 28, 2011

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

Squeef

a natural phenomenon in which a queef and squirt occur simultaneously, typically during or after sex.

When you thought it was just a queef but your panties feel wet and your realize you squeefed yourself.

by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

squeef

when you make a squeaking noise while queefing, typically this may occur when you run out of lube and decide to use car wax.

girl: man, I squeefed as my boyfriend pulled out the other day! at first it was embarrassing, but then he told me he was into it.
other girl: what the fuck

by squeakyvagina March 12, 2023

Squeef

When a woman start to queef but she’s mid squirt.

“Oh no! I’ve squeefed!” Says Rebecca.
“It’s okay. Next time do it in my mouth.” Moans her lover Derek.

by anonymously.bitchy January 11, 2023