squeef

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.
My dick farted. It's a squeef.
by Squeef Monster November 06, 2004
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Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.
by janice December 13, 2003
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squeef

"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."
by t'rex. April 10, 2011
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squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.
did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.
by aja1988 September 14, 2011
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Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.
When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and they both come out as one Squeef!
by Squeefqueen7 October 11, 2022
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Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.
When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and it comes out as one Squeef!
by Squeefqueen7 October 11, 2022
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Daum that was a loud ass squeef
by Kanklemate September 23, 2020
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