squeef

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.

My dick farted. It's a squeef.

by Squeef Monster November 6, 2004

squeef

to squelch a queef

Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.

by janice December 13, 2003

squeef

when you queef so hard, you shit yourself.

"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."

by t'rex. April 28, 2011

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

Squeef

high pitched queef(squeaky queef)

Daum that was a loud ass squeef

by Kanklemate September 22, 2020

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015