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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022
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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
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Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022
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Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.
Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”
by Squancher69 November 23, 2019
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squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.
by Volktronn February 26, 2018
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Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.
I will squanch this dude.
by Shekelboy April 1, 2020
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