squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022

Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.

I will squanch this dude.

by Shekelboy April 1, 2020

Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality

Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch

by Squanchy July 12, 2022

Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.

Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.

by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024

Squanching

When you just be chilling and shitting with your homies

Me and me homles just be squanching at Lamar's house

by BallzInYoJawz21 May 7, 2022

Squanch

that good shit…

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH

by A. Covington June 12, 2025