scranton

Home of the fictional "Dunder-Mifflin" paper company, from the hit show "The Office"

The Scranton branch has the lowest productivity in the entire company!

by PLA_Raptor January 10, 2007

Scranton

A place that is still far enough from Philly and NY and also large enough to have its own home-grown customs, many of them charming and an equal many maddening. Scranton is the largest of 40 or so unique towns in Northeastern PA where each town is like one of the city states that existed before unification of Italy, Germany, or Greece.

He's not really a dummy, he's just from Scranton.

by Science Hero December 18, 2012

Scranton

scranton is a smaller city with nothing to do except when you create your own fun like lighting yourself on fire or doing drugs. its a place to underage drink and play pool and a place where the potholes are as big as our ppl..we have coal and trains...and thats scranton

scranton: where the trains come to die

by Andrea Mar March 31, 2005

university of scranton

A jesuit school on a hill. Sirens and drunken brawls are heard constantly, and where "something to do" means: a) stone house, b)stucco, c)red house or d) all of the above. Celebrity alumni inclued Jack, Jim, and Jose. Who needs frats when you have jesuits?

Walk of Shame = Stride of Pride

by in honor of the sexy six pack May 7, 2005

spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.

"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.

Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!

by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008

Scranton

This is the city that once was great, then sucked,and is now trying to not suck even though it is an extremely difficult task. Scranton is beginning to see changes in diversity, but not changes in lifestyle. The average Scranton lifestyle includes consuming 4 plus quarts of Yuengling, eating food that leg drops your arteries, and smoking pot to forget that your are in Scranton, which has nothing to do for fun besides drivining around. The kids at the University suck ass. If they aren't good natured townies, they are stuck up rich pricks from New York, Long Island, and Jersey. God I hate being home unless I have access to a car, which is Scranton's strongest feature: good location. Not too far from NYC of Philly, Scranton also has tons of quickly accesible roads that have little to no police force. Also the locals are fairly easy to take advantage of.

Average Scranton day:
Wake up, put on sweat suit, eat cold pizza from last night, watch TV, take out rage on someone, meet up with people you don't particularly like until your drunk...

by Willis J May 2, 2005