Sneaky Spoon

When you are laying down on your side and someone sneaks up on you for a spoon thus initiating the sneaky spoon.

Usually the sneaker will be the big spoon but not always. Depending on your sneaky skill level, you may be able to pull off a little spoon - sneaky spoon.

It is common courtesy to whisper the term "sneaky spoon" into the person's ear once in position.

"Oh they're laying down...time for a sneaky spoon..."

by Nasharan164 July 11, 2017

Spoon Dance

Inevitably using your spoon to submerge fresh crunchy cereal in milk, because some how it makes it taste better.

<Kev's bowl is overflowing with Frosted Flakes so he must do the spoon dance carefully>

by KetchupVSKatsup August 16, 2011

spoonbender

One who is that weird, and/or strange that you could imagine them sitting at home in their room bending spoons with their minds.

That bloke is an absolute spoonbender.

by Brentles November 26, 2006

Spoonbillin

Black males that have sex with as many women as they can without any regard to the consciences, including taken responsibility for any of their sex partners children

That Kobe Bryant, he bees spoonbillin, now he gonna be chillin!

by Mr Bentley September 27, 2007

spoon flick

When you and another person turn sideways to pass each other in a small space, and while in passing you jut yourself forward to connect with that person's behind; a quick moment of spooning.

I turned to let Janet pass in the hallway, and I accidentally spoon flicked her.

by Shymander November 15, 2015

There is no spoon

A quote from The Matrix, spoken by Neo in reference to a bit of wisom he learned from a child bending spoons with his mind. It signifies that a person cannot truly manipulate reality, a person can only manipulate him/herself. Only when a person changes him/herself can he/she change reality.

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE IS NO SPOON. Then you will see that it not the spoon that bends, it is yourself.

by Geek3 June 22, 2011

grab a spoon

More like a metaphore than a slang word grab a spoon means that women are like different types of ice-cream and that you should grab a spoon (meaning that you should get back on the game)

-"Dude I just broke up with Wendy."
-"Hey, listen you gotta grab a spoon dog."

by Chinoviejo January 2, 2008