Spoon

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

by sonneblom July 16, 2006

Spoon

An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott

He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott March 17, 2004

Spoon

1) Eating implement.

2) Awesome indie band that are usually just heard in the back round of a movie or randomly on the radio. They use sounds that I previously thought impossible to make with the objects on Earth. They kinda rock and are really talented!

1)You use on to eat with

2) I <3 spoon

by amusedmuser1 May 19, 2009

Spoon

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal

Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month

by David Alan CLark December 23, 2007

Spoon

A pipe (usually glass) for smoking combustible substances.

"I bought a spoon for 20 bucks at the head shop"

by Shinku September 19, 2005

Spoon

Racing parts manufacturer in Japan. Specializes in hondas. Send them $10K and they can send you parts to make your civic run mid 13s.

I dropped $10K in Spoon parts into my civic and now I can beat a stock Trans Am.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Spoon

A utensil used to eat pudding

Why does no one in this goddamn school have spoons for my pudding

by Post mastoned February 20, 2019