Spongelies

"I MADE A SHIT LOAD OF SPONGELIES THIS WEEK"
by Keebeelicious January 15, 2009
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sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.
Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.
by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009
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spong

A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
by Dildo Daggins22 September 06, 2007
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Sponged

The act of grabing someones shoulders and kneeing their spine
Someone sponged me i am in unimaginable pain
by S7NR December 29, 2020
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sponged

someone who has comsumed more alcohol than their body can handle.
After drinking all day, she was sponged.
by illegalien November 20, 2006
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To copy everyone like a little no-pube 4 year old bitch.
Jack Gallop likes to sponge everyone.
by LankyGuy12345 May 13, 2016
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sponge

A boogie board - a soft, spongey flotation device used to ride waves on one's belly.
Look at all the little kids on sponges out in the water.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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