Spoon 

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

Spoon by one_direction_infection November 7, 2012

Spoon 

someone who lacks intelligence or does not seem to catch on quickly.

That kid is not the sharpest knife in the drawer- he is more of a spoon.

Spoon by C Lynch October 8, 2008

spoon 

utensil consisting of a small, shallow bowl on a handle, used in preparing, serving, or eating food

I used my spoon to eat cereal this morning for breakfast.

spoon by Phillis1 May 20, 2005

Spoon 

noun- East coast term used for a lacrosse stick.

Hey did you bring your spoon? We're going to have a catch.

Spoon by Big RuK February 25, 2011

Spoon 

If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"

"Don't hit me with the same spoon"
"Don't hit me with my spoon"
"Let my spoon be"
"Don't spoon me"

Spoon by Abra-Cadabra February 21, 2009

Spoon 

Spoon is an insult from New Zealand, with a similar meaning to numpty, egg, or dick. If someone calls you a spoon it pretty much means you're being a bit of a dumbass, idiot, clown or a dick. If you are called a spoon you should either stop what youre doing, or defend yourself by calling them an insut bearing a similar meaning e.g. egg or dick.

"Aw you fuckin' spoon, you dropped my maccas!"
"Don't call me a fuckin' spoon, you dick"

Spoon by Saxy Sam December 17, 2019

spoon 

a fucking utensil.

dirty minded fuck.

I'll use a spoon to eat my cereal.

spoon by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021