German Slushie

when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.

Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.

by Hacxz July 19, 2010

Butt Slushies

Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.

"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"

"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"

by Brendan Blessing July 4, 2008

slushie

The words Lush and Slut mixed
Lush = Alcoholic
Slut = likes sex

"Stop being such a slushie."

by Emma April 21, 2005

Chocolate Slushie

The act of shitting into a girl's and the proceeding to engage in oral sex.

Scottie recieved one sensual chocholate slushie from Susan.

by Scott Colontropo February 19, 2005

Bean Slushie

When someone Mixes beans in a blender, along with ice(ice cream) and then proceeds to put it on a girl/guys gentals and begin orally licking it off.

Ash totally "Bean Slushie"d that girl last night!

by Randomcreed13 June 19, 2010

pee slushie

Simply put; urine frozen to a semi-solid consistency, like a slush puppie, icee ect.

That blind kid Jack, sure does love him some pee slushies

by alfred1542 October 13, 2010

slushie

When a girl is already super wet prior to eating her out.

guy: yo how was it ??
guy: aw man it was awesome, she was a total slushie !!
guy: shit !!

by Flick The Jew March 6, 2017