sploogein

Losing control of yourself in what is not necessarily an erotic situation.

"I was wearing my new corduroys commando style and started sploogein everywhere!"

by JohnCreasy February 26, 2011

spoogeanader

A person who can't stop spooging.

When I cover my girl's face with spooge, I yell "I am the King Spoogeanader!"

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone

Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

sploobing

The act of smoking weed, usally in blunt form

what are u doin right now
sploobing

by jalza June 11, 2006

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009

Sploogie

A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.

"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

sploogie buttplug

A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.

He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug

by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011