spit roast

1. To roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. The spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. A sexual position in which a person is taken in the vagina or anus from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.

1. "Yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!" "Dude im jewish that shit is sinful!"

2. "OMG that biatch is a slut she got spit roasted my mates Edwardo and Barnaby" "ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!"

by Tango169 August 14, 2006

spit roast

See Position 45
High fives are a must.

Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery on the spit roast last night

by Dorifto October 21, 2004

spit roast

when a female is takin it from 2 men one in the mouth and one in the fefe

guess wat guys i was part of a spit roast with a hot ass chick last nite, pity bout the other dude

by Jenn010 July 7, 2006

Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.

Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

Clevland spit roast

its when a man takes a huge shit in a womens mouth then she swallows it and she starts to regurgitate the shit back up and the man shoves the shit up her ass with his cock.

I want to shove my clevland spit roast shit up ur arse

by Liam R Graham March 9, 2008

Spit Roast

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are

A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)

by TristanClark June 2, 2010