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sploshing

Verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. A full-bodied food fetish. Commonly used in present participal form sploshing. Can also be used as a noun splosh.
"One of my friends is a chef and has some interesting kinks...she loves to have parties where she gets to splosh her lovers with her own culinary creations."
by jerich0 June 1, 2003
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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011
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swag splashing

Stunting on everyone. Being flyer than everyone else
Juelz and Jim Jones came to the club wearing gucci, poppin bottles and throwing cash in the air. They were swag splashing on dudes.
by CMBlue July 4, 2008
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Squishing the Buritto

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto
by JC24 February 16, 2009
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splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
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rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.
First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.
by MR2 July 27, 2008
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Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air
I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting
by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019
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