Ghetto Splash

The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment

wow, you really Ghetto Splashed Ted good. What an idiot. Josh too

by racer corky August 14, 2010

splash waterfalls

To get that pussy like a slip n slide, also a hot song by the one and only Ludacris

John: "Yo man did you take home roxanne last night?"
Jer: "Yea bro, she had those splash waterfalls, slid into that shit like a thief in the night."

by Sensei Splash April 12, 2017

huevos splash

Aftershave for your testicles after you shave them. coined by Pablo Francisco.

Being a male dancer is hard , so thats why I use Huevos Splash. "Huevos Splash you sexy Mother Fucker"

by SubzeroNinja January 29, 2006

splash spot

The wet spot left on a guy's clothing after some girls splash him.

When Bradley went down to the creek to smoke some weed, Cindy and her friends followed him. He came back all shaky with a big splash spot on his shirt, so I pointed at it and said, "Ooh, Bradley got splashed!" He turned bright red and we girls all had a good laugh. Poor boy! He was so embarrassed! It must have been quite a thrill, though.

by Annie April 5, 2009

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

splashation

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

by rhenvar June 26, 2010