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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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Fish for sperm whales

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010
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Sperm Whale

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"
by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
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Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.
Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale
by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
by Gymjones July 2, 2021
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Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019
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