Spaztard

An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.

Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot

Some other guy- You spastard

Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar

Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.

Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.

by tomjdog April 16, 2014

Spacktard

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010

SpakTard

Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)

They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.

'You SpakTard'

by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009

spectardular

adj. 1. spectacularly retarded 2. retardedly spectacular

That descent was spectardular.

by Carter85 January 11, 2008

Spacetard

A person who shows up at an actual newsworthy space related event (ie a space shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.

Did you see the space shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like Spock? What a spacetard.

by HarpersFerryMark December 30, 2009

Spaktard

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

by Bob the killer January 30, 2019

spaztard

A peron who emcompasses qualities of a mentally challenged person.
Spastic + Retard = Spaztard

Usually has the intelligence of a brick covered in shit

Also a polite version of fucktard

Lydia you fucking spaztard

by Spanky Pants July 18, 2008