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Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.
Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.
by RagMeRock December 3, 2004
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Me: Spongebob. You live in Bikini Bottom, and you're super absorbent. FACE IT, you're a tampon.
by thatpixelgirl July 8, 2019
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Spongebob is a TV show for children. He is a sponge that is living underwater in a pineapple. But he has special abilities that let him light fire underwater. He's so cool!

Spongebob is also a meme.

Have fun talking to sponges
Kid: mom can I watch spongebob?

Mom: the one with the talking sponge underwater? Sure!
by peepee637! November 6, 2019
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Hey spongebob
Spongebob: OMG HELLO!!!
by ItsJustOlek April 21, 2020
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A once popular tv show. After the third season of the show and the movie. The show went down at a 90 degree angle like the episode "rock bottom"
Timeline:

seasons 1-3: Funny episodes. Funny jokes. Even adults laugh to it. This couldve made up for all of the shows nickelodeon cancelled.

The movie: Graphic changes. Spongbob appeared in an unusual yellow. His voice also changed. He also became a little more immature, with unusual humor.

Season 4: apparently, steven hillenburg left. The show started downsloping. They changed his voice to an annoying higher pitched voice. They also made patrick more of a dumbass.

The rest of them: the new producers completely shrunk the size of his genitalia. He turned into a spineless pussy who is curious for men like patrick. They completely wrongfully stereotyped teenagers; some of them looked like 2 year olds, and some had that gay preppy voice (i.e. That is just soo totally weird). They completely ruined the only good show on nickelodeon. They aimed at the entertainment for toddlers.
little boy: ow my gosh spongebob is so funny.
Me: you will grow up to be gay.
by ironmaiden8667 June 29, 2010
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Used in the trap or hood as a reference to crack cocaine.
Damn, you know that bitch is a fiend.

I had her in the trap, bowing down all night for that spongebob.
by 'Ol Dirty Bruno December 28, 2018
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cum on a sponge, wait til it gets rock hard then bash someone in the back of the head
My home economics teacher gave me an F, so i offered to do the dishes after school and stole the sponge and snuck up on her and bashed her head in with a spongebob and gave myself an A then after gave her an ear cream pie.
by creamsoduh November 1, 2007
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