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south african aussie

A South African person who becomes an Australian citizen after failing the Pencil Test...
WTF Kath you became a south african aussie even though you failed the pencil test.....
by no 1 greek god September 12, 2013
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South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela
“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”
by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024
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South African Wall Piss

“The South African Wall Piss” is when you and 5 of your friends go into a public restroom and piss on the walls. You the. Proceed to tell an employee that someone pissed on the walls in the restroom. Then when they go in there to see you shut the door and you and your 5 friends rape the employee
Hey bro wanna go do the “South African Wall Piss” at elementary schools
by Duswesweswe Jhabibe April 30, 2025
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South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
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South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022
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South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.
"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."
by .3x3. November 18, 2023
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