Aveirah Song

A really funny song created for Purim by boys from Lev Aryeh. It got over 50,000 views within a week, and over 100,000 in about a month. People who don't like The Aveirah Song have no sense of humor, and should be shot with a gun.
Whoever put out The Aveirah Song is really awesome and talented, and I hope they put out another song soon. They're like a Jewish Lonely Island, only they're actually funny.

Example #1:

Guy 1: Have you seen The Aveirah Song?
Guy 2: Obviously. Everyone has.
Guy 1: I know, I just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Guy 2: I can't wait for their next song to be released!

Example #2:
Guy: You should totally watch The Aveirah Song.
Girl: I watched it already, and I didn't think it was so funny. I actually got very insulted.
Guy: We're breaking up.

by jewishfanboy June 17, 2013

The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

by Telephony November 1, 2015

Dream Mask Song

A shitty song that only dip-shits listen to.

Guy 1: The dream mask song is so fucking shitty i wanna hang myself
Guy 2: Same man!
Dumbass: it's actually a good song you are just jealous
Guy 1 & 2: *loads Remington 870*

by SoapMuncher June 12, 2021

pete a song

to mess up a song by either playing it on guitar or singing it

Wow, I didn't know one could pete a song so badly

by qwertyhunk May 9, 2011

Scongo

The best villain of all time and space
(Doctor Who: 1963- Now)

Scongo is the greatest villain ever.

"Nardole or Scongo?" - "Just kill me. I can't choose between God and my Lord"

by Ser Pounce December 25, 2017

Trigger Song

A song that always makes you cry or makes you think of a dark time in your past.

Me: What song are you listening to?
Friend: Real Love by The Beatles
Me: Oh, I can't even listening to that song that's my trigger song.

by Bozzy446 April 18, 2016

Song that goes nananananananananananana

You can’t fucking type the sounds of a song dumbass

You:Hey google what’s the song that goes nanananananananananananagoogle: you can’t type the song idiot

by ˚∆˚ January 10, 2022