Something

When you whip out your dick you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!

My uncle once asked me if I knew the definition of something. He said that's when you whip out your dick, you wrap one hand around it, then you wrap your other hand around it, and whatever is hanging out the other side, now that's something!

by HandsomeMikeJ December 8, 2022

Something

The opposite of nothing

Stupid person: What is the opposite of nothing?
Beuegaei: Something you absolute dimwit

by Amogussy25 December 22, 2022

Something

A representative of trauma

It was something behind you, wasnt it?

by HeadspaceBasil May 2, 2023

Something

When a male grabs his penis like a bat anything that sticks outlast his hand is to be defined as "Something."

Man the urinal traugh was busy tonight with the looking type so I grabbed hold like I was going to hit a homer as to hide as much as possible half was still showing and this one guy says " Now that there is "Something!"

by I. Dyddertwyce June 13, 2023

Something

What I'm in the middle of right now.

Hym "Hey, yeah, I'm in the middle of something right now, alright? We'll play later ok?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

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by Chasity_3 December 19, 2023

Something

Grab your cock at the base with your left hand... then grab it above that with your right... the part that's sticking out the top of both hands, she'll KNOW... That's SOMETHING!

He bent her over the stove and gave her SOMETHING to remember...

by Whistler December 30, 2023