Happiness Sombrero

The epitome of joy. The pinnacle of bliss. When you're wearing the Happiness Sombrero nothing can get you down.
Gary had been walking around smiling all day. The Happiness Sombrero was working its magic and Gary was all aglow with joy.
by ToughTom October 30, 2013
mugGet the Happiness Sombreromug.

Sombrero Fever

An intense love of mexican people, culture, and food.
Sarah has serious sombrero fever; she only dates mexican boys.
by samdelamor December 21, 2010
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chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013
mugGet the chocolate sombreromug.

Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010
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brown sombrero

Defecating on your partner's head while receiving a hummer. This move is achieved facing away from your partner while on top. Facing the other way results in a brown bow-tie.
Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!
by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009
mugGet the brown sombreromug.

kahlua sombrero

(n): a drink consisting of one ounce of kahlua coffee liqueur and two ounces of heavy cream or half-and-half (served over ice)
Michael Scott: Kahlua sombrero please.
Bartender: Alright. So just you tonight?
Michael Scott: Actually, I am meeting somebody, but I'm a little bit early. I'm leaving my company after 19 years...Do not tell my fiancee I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
by secondhandbandaid October 16, 2017
mugGet the kahlua sombreromug.

pussy sombrero

having a girl sit on head or face...hence "Pussy Sombrero"

Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!
"Man, I'd like her to give me a pussy sombrero"
by Jake Long Duke55 May 15, 2008
mugGet the pussy sombreromug.

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