Soggy biscuit

Wet vag.

I want to put it in your soggy biscuit.

by Ladyfs December 22, 2018

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.

Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022

Soggy biscuit

A moist watery biscuit.

The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)

"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"

"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"

by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022

Soggy biscuit

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)

I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

by biscuit sommelier August 16, 2023

Soggy Biscuit

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.

Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.

by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025