aesthetic Softie 

Zodiac signs that are one: Virgos,

Pisces's , Geminis's ,Aquarium's, cancers ,Libras

, Sagittarius's

An Aesthetic softie is Emotional In a kind a way person, a Quiet person, weak person , Sensitive & Rude , Artistic And Highy empathetic person , Also tuned with there emotions around people

aesthetic Softie by Faithfulhuman🙂 October 9, 2019

Bangin' a softie 

The act of having sex with a fat person.

I threw up in my mouth a little when I walked in on my roommate bangin' a softie.

Bangin' a softie by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

Bruh softie 

A bruh softie is a girl that is both a bruh girl and a soft girl.

Jack: Bro did you hear the new girl is a bruh softie?
Will: Really? That's the girl of my dreams!

Bruh softie by Annyeonghaso anonymous September 13, 2020

throw a softie 

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus

I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!

throw a softie by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008

big softie 

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.

"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."

big softie by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006

lovin' the softie

When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amazing night of sexual intercourse with that stuffed animal.

OMG! I was lovin' the softie last night. I was straight rammin' that panda.

lovin' the softie by kubik September 28, 2006

Favian softie 

A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.

Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!

Favian softie by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010