sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.

Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"

by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011

Turkish Hair Sniff

A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.

Got busy with the turkish hair sniff last night

by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009

wiggle sniff

When an individual wiggles his or her buttocks until a fart comes out, simultaneously another individual awaits the fart to sniff it.

Guy: Hey girl, should we wiggle sniff?
Girl: Ok I'll sniff, you wiggle!

by Achu Isneezed June 21, 2014

Thermopoly sniff

When your Bluetooth earpiece don’t connect right so you make up a name to look cool on tiktok

Oh yeah! Thermopoly Sniff?!? The south Sudanese man who played for Serie A?!?

by Notzaina February 5, 2023

sniff yang

An event where two dogs of different colors, sniff each others butts, at the same time, in the shape of a circle.

That black dog and white dog are engaging in one fierce sniff yang.

by KDUB-GER August 10, 2010

sniff the nest

A phrase describing when a guy is low-key hitting on a girl. Causally testing the waters to get a feel for the odds of him eventually getting some tail. In this context, 'nest' refers to the female crotch, around which he's sniffing.

Guy: 'Why is your phone buzzing today constantly? Who's texting you?'
Girl: 'This dude I met who offered to teach me how to weld.'
Guy: 'Weld? That's weird. He's probably also trying to sniff the nest'
Girl: 'Yeah, probs

by channel_panel September 23, 2018