sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

period sneeze

when you're on your period and you sneeze and you can feel a little of your period flow onto your pad from the two vagina flabs. grossest feeling ever.

*sneezes and stands up*
person 1: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE A RED DOT ON YOUR ASS
person 2: holy fuck, i just period sneezed.

by omgomgomgperiod October 30, 2010

sheet sneeze

basically a wet dream that went all out

You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...

by sheetsneezer October 22, 2018

Sneeze-gasm

The event of having to sneeze, but it won't happen. Then all of a sudden, a powerful sneeze is released followed by a feeling of relief.

An orgasm of the nose.

John: -ACHUUUU!!-
Frank: Dude, I saw that building up. Total sneeze-gasm.

by sierramyst93 November 26, 2010

poo-sneeze

where you crap your pants and sneeze at the same time

Person 1: "aw man, I had to sneeze really bad but i pooed myself too!"
Person 2: "You just poo-sneezed my man."

by hey77 March 27, 2010

ass sneeze

1. Explosive diarrhea that covers the interior of the toilet bowl in human waste.

After an all night drinking binge I had ass sneeze.

by Capt_Z May 1, 2003

pussy sneeze

When one's pussy is so dirty, it releases a burst of fowl air, to remove contaminants.

Guy 1: Oh God!!! Do you smell that?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think Howah pussy sneezed.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: It's like a whale utilizing it's blowhole.

by Howah September 20, 2016