Smurf

When you are slamming a glorious piece of tail and she asks you to choke her (which seems to be trending a lot lately) and you do it until she turns blue.

Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.

"I can only finish if I Papa Smurf some fine ass piece of va-j."

"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"

"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"

by Smurfcapades 08-09 October 5, 2011

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky May 3, 2007

Smurf

1)-Verb-To seek the attention of another person, only to turn and avoid eye contact with said person, as the person who was called turns and seeks eye contact with the caller. If performed correctly it will result in humiliation of the person being smurfed and hilarity for the smurfer and entourage.

Luke: "Yo Mike........" (Luke hides)
Mike: "Ya?...O man, i just got smurfed."

by Smurfing101 February 15, 2009

Smurf

The true name for Sydney FC players and supporters. They wear sky blue, are shite football (soccer) players and shag their mothers.

Qld Supporter: "Farkin smurf!"

by catelynntheziggy January 22, 2009

Smurf

to "whip" someone on the ass with you finger-tips in a wrist-flicking action that can be quite painfull if doen correctly.

<smufs>
"Ow you smurfed me ya douchebag! What was that for?"

by Herowyn Beck December 25, 2004

Smurf

a slang term used in miami florida that can mean anything often used as a noun originally derived from a cartoon with weird blue men,the word was made by three friends now known as the foundation

Joe:''Dude i smurfed smurfette all over her smurfing face smurf''!
Phil:''No Smurfin way''!

by The Smurf King October 17, 2008

smurfing

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing

by user_83029404 January 5, 2021