CL Smoothie

A Coors Light Beer

Hey buddy throw me a CL Smoothie.

Nothing like drinking CL Smoothies when shredding gnar.

by dandandandandan November 4, 2008

Pinkly Smooth

A side project band. The lead singer is Jimmy Sullivan also know as The Rev.
The guitarist is Brian Haner or Synyster Gates.
Both of these guys are from Avenged Sevenfold.
The Bassist is Buck Silverspur or El Diablo.
The Drummer is D Rock also known as Super Loop.
These two people are from the band Ballistico.

Person One: Avenged Sevenfold Rocks!
Person Two: Yeah! So does Ballistico
Person Three: You guys should listen to Pinkly Smooth...

by Billy W May 10, 2006

Smooth Brain

Opposite of big brain. Smooth brain refers to an idiot or someone dumb. Neuroscientists believe the more folds you have in your brain means the smarter you are. Therefore if you are called smooth brain, you have less folds and therefore dumb.

How did you forget to lock the door? Good move, smooth brain.

You don’t know basic math? Smooth brain 🙄

by TheoPham September 13, 2019

Smooth Talker

Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.

If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.

by Not Webster April 19, 2009

smooth fart

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."

Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."

by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009

Soothsayer

The greatest song ever made. Possibly because the guitarist wears a bucket on his head.

Soothsayer is the greatest song ever made

by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009

smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

by MNZT November 26, 2016