Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

smingelsmog

when a baby does not agree to a contract about pooping

why are you always smingelsmog when i try to agree to a contract about pooping?

by smikel June 12, 2017

Sminge

A sweaty minge.

Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.

by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

Smidget

A smidge above a midget

Person: how tall are you? Me: 5"2 I'm a smidget. Person: what the heck is a smidget?? Me: oh it's a smidge above a midget 😎

by PacMobro420 September 14, 2021

Smidget

A small amount of something

"Sir, may I have a 'smidget' of salt"

by The Potato King #1 February 14, 2022