Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

fat smacker

1. a gluttonous human. 2. a spoiled child.

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese

by McNa$ty August 5, 2012

smackaboo

Something a dumb lizard came up with

Sucking dick is smackaboo

by Litty Titties May 20, 2017

Shin Smacker

Another word for a super long shlong. A huge penis, one long enough to reach a persons shins.

I may start dating lawrence, apparently he has a shin smacker.

by Fleet, Hampshire August 22, 2011

stealth smacker

When you have sex with girls that your friends like but you never tell them.

Damn you slept with her too!?!? Stealth smacker strikes again smh

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017

Bare hand smacker

Having raw sex.

Bro did you even use a condom? Hell nah I hit her with the bare hand smacker

by Mizuchiii May 6, 2017

Fairfield Lip-Smacker

Sex move where one participant sucks the poop out of another's butthole

My bf gave me a good Fairfield Lip-Smacker last night!

by Drake the bruh blows July 30, 2019