slackery

Slackery - (sla-kuh-ree) N - the act of engaging in unproductive activities

I think I'll peform a little slackery once the boss has left.

by The Almighty Word Wizard July 8, 2005

Rib Sucker

A nod to the popular 90's rumour that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Though in this case the term is flipped and aimed at someone who you consider to be 'backwards', either in their thinking and beliefs or literally just doing something completely the wrong way.

"RANDY?? OH MATE, HE IS THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD CHOP OFF HIS DICK SO HE COULD SUCK HIS OWN RIBS, HE'S A REAL RIB SUCKER"

"Yeah mate, Randy has a mouthful of ribs"

by Beansinacan July 9, 2019

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

sucker shit

Someone who commits cowardly actions to save his own self.

I can't believe you ran away from a fight leaving your boy behind to get jumped. You on some sucker shit.

by PeachPlugger9000 October 23, 2017

douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

sucker love

from a song "evry me and every you" by Placebo, "sucker love" is using people for sex until you get bored with them. It's the complete opposite of relationships and love.

"sucker love I always find, someone to bruise and leave behind"

by F1nch May 23, 2005

Suckerism

n- a general description of traits, characteristics, behavior and or actions, that would be looked down upon by followers of the street code. Coined by JohnSkiizValour

I quit! I cant deal with the amount of suckerism at this job.
or
You could have just told me, you didn't have to resort to pure suckerism.
or
We like to keep a consistant low level of suckerism at all times.

by John Skiiz Valour July 4, 2010